I saw a few posts going around FB about things mothers thought they'd never say, and I figured I'd write my own. Of course, with some help from some of my friends :)
- Get your hands out of your mouth AND your pants!
- If I give you money, will you shut up?
- Seriously, stop wearing your brothers underwear (AW)
- Quit smearing poop on the walls!
- Did you SERIOUSLY just write your name on the wall and blame it on the baby??
- Don't make me turn this car around!! (LE)
- I swear on all things holy, I will beat you in front of God and everyone and I HOPE they call CPS. (AW)
- Quit running away from me! I just want to get the booger out of your nose!
- Just get any socks on. As long as they're the same color, I don't care.
- I don't care if you're playing pet and owner. Get the belt/string/collar/blanket/cord OFF of your neck!
- Tie the floss around your tooth and I'll slam the door for you.
- No, I don't have a tissue. Just wipe your nose on your sleeve.
- Keep wearing socks to bed. Your feet will turn green and fall off.
- There's a monster in the basement that will come up if you don't stop your crap.
- Did you put deodorant on today? (No, I lost it) How do you lose deodorant?! Oh well. Just use a baby wipe and some baby powder.
- You'll eat what I give you or go to bed hungry! (TL)
- If you don't take care of that hair, we'll chop it ALL off! (TL)
- You wait until your father gets home! (KS)
- A little bit of spit will get that right off! (right KS? lol)
- Why are you wearing 2 pairs of underwear?
- Great. I got poop on my hands again. *sigh* Hand me another wipe, would ya?
What are some things you've said that you never thought you would?
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